A genuine news story from my local paper...
"A Redhill man who suffers bouts of depression broke into a Salvation Army citadel near his home and defecated on the floor near the piano, a court heard. Ray Barnett, defending, said: "I asked him why he did it and he said he wanted to make a name for himself.""
If anybody had bothered to ask me I would have told them that the way to really make a name for yourself would be to defecate on the ceiling.
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Do you think he realized that the name he was making was "Shit-tard"?
LibertyBob
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