Driving to work this morning there was a radio report on a soccer match where the phrase "two headed goals" was used. When I got into the office this happened. I'm so afraid there may be more of it.
The two-headed ghole
Looks a bit like a mole
But with wings, and ears like a rabbit
It squeaks like a bat
In the key of B flat
(A most unacceptable habit.)
The two-headed ghole
Lives on petrol and coal
Which explains why it glows in the dark
When hunting the ghole
You must hide in a hole
And for pity's sake don't make a spark
The two-headed ghole
Climbed a telegraph pole
Struck a match and promptly exploded
A police spokesman sighed
"We suspect suicide,
Or else it forgot it was loaded"
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